Here at 4AllFails, we do nothing but bring you the biggest and best (or should that be ‘biggest and worst‘?) fails from across the world. Most of the time those fails befall regular Joe Idiots like you or me. But fails don’t respect anything or anyone. A fail can affect anyone at any time. And celebrities aren’t immune from them, either. You’re about to witness fifteen massive bloopers from the rich and famous. Hey, hopefully they’ll make us all feel better about ourselves. Let’s hope so, anyway. There’s nothing like a bit of schadenfreude for catharsis, is there?
We just said the word ‘bloopers’, so the first celebrity fail we thought of? Tara Reid’s massive blooper slip. Female celebrities are at constant risk of the paparazzi’s bulbs making things look seethrough and visible bits and bobs peeking out of things. Not to mention the whole getting-out-of-limos thing. But this is well over the top. Normally we’d have sympathy, but what’s this all about? That’s not a slip. She’s basically just undressed.
Being a celebrity is a busy lifestyle, no doubt. There’s plenty to do and you’re expected to constantly be working and promoting and making money. So they don’t always have time to do things. Like tanning. Who has time to get a little sunbathing in when you’ve an album to record and a movie to give interviews about? So we can understand why Christina Aguilera feels the need to fake tan. But she really needs to rub that stuff in.
Jonah Hill is famed for two things – being a funny movie star and being a man who balloons and drops weight like no one’s business. So you can probably see why Jonah’s got a tear in the trouser region. Too much stress from a chunky leg, then weight loss, then repeat. Stitching can only take so much. But c’mon, man! You can afford a new pair. It’s a movie premiere, after all…
Every actor and actress dreams of some day picking up an Academy Award. And every actor and actress has nightmares of stacking it on the long walk up to collect their Academy Award. Here’s Jennifer Lawrence living out that nightmare for real as the 22-year-old star went to grab her Best Actress Oscar for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. Luckily she’s cute and it just looked adorable. But it’s still a huge celebrity fail.
Here’s The Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie wetting herself during a gig. The incident occurred because the group were late for their performance due to traffic… ‘It does not just happen all the time’, she said. ‘We were late for stage, driving down the freeway, it’s Friday traffic…get to the stage, we have to start right the show. I’m running on and we jump and do Let’s Get It Started, and I get crazy and I jump and I run across the stage and my adrenaline was going and gosh. I wish it didn’t happen…It was so embarrassing!’
Now, to a lot of us, the merest sight of Justin Bieber is enough to make us all uncontrollably vomit for hours. To hear his music is enough to make our brains explode. But for the man himself, no such luck. So we’re not exactly sure what it was that set up this nausea for him. Whatever it was, it was enough to have him barfing all over the stage. He carried on the gig afterwards, though. Unfortunately.
Madonna managed to pull a Jennifer Lawrence at a recent Brit Awards ceremony, completely stacking it and making a bit of an idiot of herself. The singer blamer Giorgio Armani for the design of her outift. The suave Italian blamed her. Armani responded: “The cape had a hook and she wanted a tie, and she wasn’t able to open it with her hands. That’s all there is to it. Madonna, as we all know, is very difficult.” Amen.
In 2004, singer – and sister of Jessica – Ashlee Simpson was a big deal musically. She was doing well with a new album and getting booked onto huge television shows. Like Saturday Night Live. But after a lip-syncing issue got embarrassing, her career began to tail off terribly. Many people point to it as being the catalyst for the end of her fame. So this celebrity fail had huge and dire consequences for poor Ashlee…
Beyonce has a lot of fans. Being one of the world’s most successful singers, that kind of comes with the territory. But she’d never dealt with a fan quite as destructive and annoying as the one who started eating her hair in Montreal back in 2013. Luckily, stagehands were on call to assist and untangle the Crazy in Love singer’s lovely locks from the blades. A hair-raising moment, indeed.
When Katy Perry sang ‘I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It)’ at MTV’s Latin America Awards in Guadalajara, Mexico back in 2008, not too many people believed her. Anyone who saw this hugely embarrassing incident was more inclined to believe that she’d been kissing a few bottles of Champagne before heading out on stage. For anyone who didn’t know what happened, she covered herself in cake and fell over. A LOT.
Of course, Tom Cruise has divorced AGAIN. But this career lowlight saw him at his most jubilant. He’d just fallen in love with Katie Holmes (really, all those rumors are totally fake, okay? OKAY?!). He decided to break the news to the world. On Oprah Winfrey’s show. In the most cringeworthy way possible. He was leaping about the sofa and going crazy. By Jove, it was embarrassing. Celebrity fails don’t get bigger than this, dear readers.
Khloe Kardashian, like the rest of her family, is used to the cameras. And with your life so constantly scrutinized and discussed, there are likely to be quite a few different occasions where something slightly embarrassing happens. And here’s one of them. Not only has a freak gust of upward wind blown her dress up, exposing what’s underneath, what’s underneath happens to be a pair of spanx!
No, don’t worry – A-List star and UN humanitarian Angelina Jolie isn’t a huge cocaine user. Or at least, if she is – she doesn’t get snapped with it all over her chops, anyway. No, this white powder is make-up. A special kind used for professional photo shoots. That doesn’t work on red carpets with the glare of paparazzi flashbulbs. It shows up. Quite obviously. As you can see here. Total celeb fail…
We’ve already mentioned how the Kardashians are under constant surveillance. Any mistake they – or the people they’re married to – make, a camera’s there to capture it for posterity. As we see here. Kanye West already has a fragile ego. So you can imagine how he reacted when he’s filmed walking straight into road sign. Yeah. With some anger. It’s not his fault. Obviously. Nothing ever is.
Talk about saving the best ’til last or what? When it comes to celebrity fails, there can’t be many better, more embarrassing or more spectacular than Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction. Nothing overly unusual about that, sure. But this one was timed to total perfection. Never at any point in her life was JJ going to have as many people looking at her as during this big SuperBowl half time performance. What a time for it to all go wrong, eh?